Attention Offspring: Mothers Day Gift Suggestions from Me---for Me


These may seem kinda squirrely, but a mother wants what a mother wants:

SQUIRREL BANDIT SHIRT
I need about 5000 of these to post around town. Also send $5000. Thanks sweeties!
I'm not sure what this is, but if its the remote for a missle launcher---
get me one. And a package of missles.
Squirrels Are Mocking Me Shirt
This cute little number would be a welcome addition to my wardrobe
I'll look so stylish when they have me balled up and crying in a corner!
I can also wear it to my VSAAA therapy group ---
Victims of Squirrel Aaack....Aaacks Anonymous. 
Bwahahahahahah!
This could be the family heirloom you kids can fight over
when I'm gone.
Please (listen for once): do not get me a pair of these: 

 ACORN EARRINGS
Squirrel Bait
Thanks, kiddos! You can find all these at Wireless.com, except the missle launcher remote. I don't know where that came from. I'm sure you can google and gift wrap it before the black helicopters track you down though.
I can't wait to open my presents!
hugs and kisses,
love,
Mom

Comments

His Sparrow said…
I am laughing out loud - love it -
just love it!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, May 08, 2013
the domestic fringe said…
Too funny! You've got squirrels on the mind, huh?

Happy Mother's Day a few days early. All I really want is for someone to do the laundry on Sunday. :-)

~FringeGirl
Wednesday, May 08, 2013
Unknown said…
LOL! Squirrels are the devil! They eat my birdseed all the time! I want the remote controlled missile launcher thingy.
Wednesday, May 08, 2013
Anonymous said…
LOL Ferree! I still think that you are the Squirrel Whisperer. :)

Did you ever notice that they will get almost all the way across the road and then suddenly turn around to run back? lol

Thursday, May 16, 2013
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