Southern Living Yankee

These may seem kinda squirrely, but a mother wants what a mother wants: I need about 5000 of these to post around town. Also send $5000. Thanks sweeties! I'm not sure what this is, but if its the remote for a missle launcher--- get me one. And a package of missles. This cute little number would be a welcome addition to my wardrobe I'll look so stylish when they have me balled up and crying in a corner! I can also wear it to my VSAAA therapy group --- Victims of Squirrel Aaack ....Aaacks Anonymous.  Bwahahahahahah! This could be the family heirloom you kids can fight over when I'm gone. Please (listen for once): do not get me a pair of these:    Squirrel Bait Thanks, kiddos! You can find all these at Wireless.com, except the missle launcher remote. I don't know where that came from. I'm sure you can google and gift wrap it before the black helicopters track you down though. I can't wait to open my presents! hugs and kisses, ...

One day Tom and I explored a bike trail about three miles from our house. It was really nice, but I'm not sure I'll ever go back! As I was rolling along I noticed a stick laying on the pavement. Something about it was a little different---"Man, that's a soft looking stick," I remember thinking. Then I ran over it and noticed it's pattern. When I glanced back it was writhing and coiling and really really mad at me! Tom took this picture with his phone. We were pretty sure it was rattling its tail, but the pattern matches pictures I found of a copperhead. This was a young one, only about 10 inches long but it sure did want a piece of me! I ran over it's neck---if snakes have a neck? I don't know? Do they have a neck, or maybe they ARE a neck? They creep me out, that's for sure! Zombie Squirrels. The rest of the world calls them gray squirrels. Cute, fluffy little things, right? That's what I always thought but Not Any More! Now I call them Zomb...